How Do You....
- Cure equine constipation? Load them in a clean trailer!
- Cure equine insomnia? Take them in a halter class.
- Get a horse to wash their own feet? Clean the water trough and fill it with fresh water.
- Get a mare to come in heat? Take her to a show.
- Get a mare in foal the first cover? Let the wrong stallion get out of his stall.
- Make sure that a mare has that beautiful, perfectly marked foal you always wanted? Sell her before she foals.
- Get a show horse to set up perfect ? Get him out late at night when no one is around to see him.
- Induce a cold snap in the weather? Clip a horse.
- Make it rain? Mow a field of hay.
- Induce labor in a mare? Go to sleep.
- Make a small fortune in the horse business? Start with a large fortune.